I like this joke:
Three Liverpool Supporters were in a pub and spotted a United fan at the bar. The first one said he was going to piss him off. He walked over to the United fan and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey Manc, I hear your Cristiano Ronaldo is a poof".
"Really? I didn't know that".
Puzzled, the Scouser walked back to his buddies.
"I told him Ronaldo was a poof and he didn't care"!
"You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn".
The second Scouser walked over and tapped the United fan on the shoulder.
"Hey Manc, I hear your Cristiano Ronaldo is a transvestite poof"!
"Oh, Christ I wasn't aware of that, thanks".
Shocked beyond belief, the Scouser went back to his buddies.
"You're right. He is unshakeable!"
The third Scouser said "No, no, no, I will really piss him off, you just watch".
The Scouser walked over to the United fan, tapped him on the shoulder and said.........
"Hey Manc I hear your Cristiano Ronaldo is a Liverpool Supporter!"
"Apparently so. Just as your mates said earlier"
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